PROFESSOR: How can I recommend you to world class faculty
members here at MIT if you're sloppy?
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PHIL: One of the students doesn't want to confess to
spilling half a bottle of hazardous chemical on the
laboratory floor.
I mean, that's a major safety hazard.
IKE: Did you guys know who did it?
PHIL: No.
IKE: Yeah, I can't tell you.
I'm a brother.
I'm a homey.
PHIL: This is when we have a witch
trial like in The Crucible.
And if nobody confesses, we send everybody home, and
everyone gets an F for the day.
IKE: [BLEEP]
was the one who spilled the urea.
Don't tell [INAUDIBLE].
Don't tell.
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PHIL: Pretty angry.
I would say it was urea, but we can't know for sure.
So.
IKE: But he knows himself.
He knows himself.
[LAUGHS]
It's a secret.
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PHIL: Recently across the country and, of course,
throughout time, there's been waves of serious injuries and
deaths as a result of not following best safety
practices in the laboratory.
PROFESSOR: The labs have not been cleaned.
Chemicals, basically, have been spilled on the scales and
on the floor.
PHIL: If somebody steps in that, they track it home.
It's on your shoes.
It gets on your rug.
PROFESSOR: You come in, and you spill the chemicals.
And then, you just disappear.
And that is just not right.
PHIL: Next thing you know, you're doing Pilates in a
puddle of urea.
HANSOL: He's basically yelled at us.
That's as far as he's going to get in terms
of yelling at students.
PROFESSOR: I forgot you're freshmen.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to give you a fresh
start today.
You're going to clean up your act.
Today's your new start.